All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

For tonight's movie I watched All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. It was so terrible that my review will be in the form of nothing but questions, because that's really all I was left with at the end of this steaming turd.

Why do all the boys love Mandy Lane? Why is all the acting utter crap? Why are all the characters so one-dimensional that they can't even be called stereotypes? What are any of the character's motivations (because, damn it, as hard as I try I can't figure it out)? Seriously, though, why do all the boys love Mandy Lane? Why does Mandy Lane go out to this ranch with a bunch of bros? Why does she and her murder-y best friend decide to kill everyone (I just saved you an hour and a half)? Why is there a giant pit of dead cows in the middle of nowhere? Why can't the killer best friend who was revealed way too early drive the car a little faster (while blasting what sounds eerily like Britney Spears) to kill that girl that really likes cocaine? How is this movie still going? Really though, why are these dudes obsessed with Mandy Lane? How the hell did this hack get money to make this movie? Why can't he seem to focus the camera? Why does every shot look like it was run through bleach and sandpaper? Why won't this movie end? FOR REAL THOUGH, WHY DO ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE?

0/10 for this crime against cinema. 

Yes. That's my first 0/10 ever. There is nothing redeemable about this movie.