Hocus Pocus

Allow me to preface this review by saying that I have a girlfriend who, due to me subjecting her to all these other horror films this month sort of guilted me into into this one. So, um, here goes... Hocus Pocus I guess...

Honestly, I'll admit, it's a pretty cute movie. Stupid as all hell, but it has a decent giggle here and there (i.e. the witches meeting "Satan" part). It's fun, it's dumb, and it's an hour and a half long joke about the main character being a virgin. It's pretty bad, but I guess that's what makes it entertaining. That's basically all there is to say... for what it is it's a decent cheesy, ridiculous movie. But Sarah Jessica Parker... you still look like a horse, and I still hate me.

6.5/10